edgemeer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Lion King Recap]

SYMBAAAHHHH

[Cock Fight]

Ok, first time I came back to newgrounds in a while, and this is the first thing I watched. Amazing.

[DONKAY]

I basically lost it at Donkey... also, I may be a little bit sleep drunk.

[Calloused Hands]

SL's nipple renderings makes me unfomfortable - 10/10 would touch my nipples while watching again

[Sonex the Hodgehead: Ep1]

FREEDOM AND GOD

[Essence of Manwhore]

YEAH *high five*

[Brawl Funnies [Dick 1]]

hahahaha

this is like a parody of a parody of a parody. minus 1 point for some stuff that was kinda slow (does it really matter??? do you really care? intentional? do *I* care?) - there were some many things in the movie that made me smile and laugh hysterically.

Also, a case-in-point, I played this video for a friend, and, although during some parts was "WTF?", he thought it was genuinely silly and fun. I play the original (what this parodies to a greater extent) and he yelled "SHUT IT OFF" after 45 seconds.

Also, Kascade FTW... or something.

[Skeleton Jack]

nice

a bit reminiscent of Samurai Jack - that's not a bad thing (this has its own unique flavor, however) :)

[Paradox: Cat and Toast]

This is pretty much the Kinetic-Cat-Toast Theory

The cat must land on his/her feet, but toast must land butter side down. Perpetual motion is made, creating a endless source of perpetual kinetic energy. One could derive free-body diagrams of it (which me and a mate did in college, oh, like, 17 years ago).

Ultimately, we figured a Very Large Array of Pumas/Texas Toast (a VLA of P/TT) could power a small spacecraft.

Oh, 6 for the video, funny, but the animation was meh :)

[AMIG0]

supar awesums!

nothing more to say, just wanted to rate