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this is like a parody of a parody of a parody. minus 1 point for some stuff that was kinda slow (does it really matter??? do you really care? intentional? do *I* care?) - there were some many things in the movie that made me smile and laugh hysterically.
Also, a case-in-point, I played this video for a friend, and, although during some parts was "WTF?", he thought it was genuinely silly and fun. I play the original (what this parodies to a greater extent) and he yelled "SHUT IT OFF" after 45 seconds.
Also, Kascade FTW... or something.
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So retardedly over the top and funny... I laughed at that bit until I cried :) The rest was pretty good. A few kinda-low points, but as a whole, the package is superb
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While it seem to do it's dynamic thing "correctly "- to the user experience, it just looks like a camera man is having a fit with the zoom lens. It LOOKS amazing, but it's not fun to play :(
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the real major problem is that the style of flickering you can use can give people seizures (my wife couldn't look at it very long before she had to walk away - she is prone to seizures from flickering images/lights)
be careful next time
Author's Response:
Oh fuck, sorry man.
I added a seizure warning in the description now.
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a bit reminiscent of Samurai Jack - that's not a bad thing (this has its own unique flavor, however) :)
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"This is pretty much the Kinetic-Cat-Toast Theory"
The cat must land on his/her feet, but toast must land butter side down. Perpetual motion is made, creating a endless source of perpetual kinetic energy. One could derive free-body diagrams of it (which me and a mate did in college, oh, like, 17 years ago).
Ultimately, we figured a Very Large Array of Pumas/Texas Toast (a VLA of P/TT) could power a small spacecraft.
Oh, 6 for the video, funny, but the animation was meh :)
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nothing more to say, just wanted to rate
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... this is the first defense game that had me playing al the way to the end (most bore me within 30 minutes). Even after the final level, I'm out to get glowing frame scores on ALL the levels now... almost there
DAMN YOUS!
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I CRIED FROM TEH LAUGHINGS - THANKS MUCH VERYS!
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the lowerer than higher rating is because once you put a machine gun in the lower right hand spot (to get maximum coverage) and spam the other 4 spots with the damage boost, that's all you need to win
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